who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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