I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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