It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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