I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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