The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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