That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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