so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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