I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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