he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i out mim tonsoeep
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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