He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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