Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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