you guys were way drunker than both of me
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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