Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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