office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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