This girl is more easily done than said...
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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