Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize