Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
the liver wants what the liver wants
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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