My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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