Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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