WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just cut my nipple shaving
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Randomize
