The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
