there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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