I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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