you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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