Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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