how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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