I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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