For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
This is classic penis vs brain.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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