drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i will never coherently bang her
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
