Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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