I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
