Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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