i permit you to call me
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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