Do vagina's smell?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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