My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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