Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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