yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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