What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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