I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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