The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Dignity is for republicans.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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