I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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