Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
