So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
not ubering you a puppy
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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