using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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