ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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