idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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