It's Friday. Sex?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You made out with two different species that night
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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