She is in my trunk
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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