I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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