after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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