doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
not ubering you a puppy
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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