Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Fuck appropriateness.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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