My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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