Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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