508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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