apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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