we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
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Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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