The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
one might say we're banned from that church
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
be right there i have to get my cape
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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